When you write a negative review, there is almost always backlash.
Most of you who have read me before do thus realise I'm not the most popular man in Bollywoodland -- to say nothing of Rediff's messageboards -- and there are filmmakers who loathe me, having taken a review too personally.

Anyway, last week I wrote a column about Anurag Kashyap and his No Smoking, and while it was uncomplementary to the extreme, Anurag's a buddy and the only backlash that followed was much wildness and revelry on Saturday night.

Bear with me. The only reason I'm actually blogging about a night out, though, is because it's too good to let slip. And because I threatened Anurag that I would totally demolish his street-cred :D Yup, forward this to all your PassionForCinema.com friends, for sure.

Because, ladies and gents, thanks to loud music, alcohol and a very attractive ladyfriend, yours truly managed to conjure up the bizarre moment of (hold your breath) Anurag Kashyap dancing to the Saawariya theme song!

Muahahahahaha. Madness, such glorious madness.

Indeed, gasp.

I'm just sorry my cellphone battery gave way and I can't provide a fuzzy MMS to laugh over. Still, this is quite the revelation, don't you think? Now if only SLB danced to Phoonk De.